"If I'm gonna reach for the stars..."

OH HELL TO THE NO! THAT BASTARD CHILD DID NOT JUST HURT MY BEST FRIEND AND MAKE HER CRY! HE DESERVES TO HAVE HIS THREE INCH PENIS CUT OFF WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!! I’MA KILL THE LITTLE ASSHOLE! HE HURT MY KITTEN, HE PAYS WITH HIS LIFE! THE. FUCKING. NERVE. HE CALLED HER UGLY! THE BASTARD CALLED MY KITTEN UGLY!!!! OH HELL TO THE NO! THIS IS THE NIGHT BITCHES DIE! I HATE LITTLE BASTARDS LIKE HIM! HE DESERVES TO GO TO HELL!

Almost every girl I know says that they’re gonna move out and live with their best friend…. HAIL NO! I’d kill my best fried after a week!
(No offense Kayla, you’re still my angel)